Weird Tumblr Themes

magehenry:

milkshakies:

magehenry:

milkshakies:

  IN THE MIDDL EOF HAVINGF  SEX WITH HOT HOT GOIRLFREIEND   YOU LAY YOUR VERY OWN LARG EEGG

are you okay

IU OCUYKLD BE HAVING HOT SEXY STEAMY EGG LAY9ING SEX RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE

get well soon

freeshawarmas:

jehovas-witness:

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks

☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽

jesuschristvevo:

hero—ofheart:

jesuschristvevo:

the haters cant reach me up here

neither can your editing skills.

haha what i cant hear you over all these clouds

jesuschristvevo:

hero—ofheart:

jesuschristvevo:

the haters cant reach me up here

neither can your editing skills.

haha what i cant hear you over all these clouds

ashisaloser:

this mexican resturant knew how to lay down the rules

ashisaloser:

this mexican resturant knew how to lay down the rules

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

lolsofunny:

it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard

goatboots:

the australian fucking news

goatboots:

the australian fucking news

pyrexvisean:

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets